LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES

1. Nobody keeps a secret than a Nigerian guy travelling abroad for the very first time, the fear of Village people is the beginning of wisdom

2.The way Africa police have poor service, you will wait at a police station queue until you forgive the person you  reported.

3.Employer will be holding your CV, Birth

Certificate, Health Report, School Certificate and still be asking you "tell me about yourself "😀

4. Reason with me o, If God approved long distance relationship, He would have placed Adam and Eve in different gardens. 

5. Some sisters will get married in June and by August, they'll start giving marital advice, If I sound u ehn.

6. Whether Nah them dey rush you or Nah u dey rush dem.... If anybody rush my gf, dey will rush the person go hospital 😡

7. Nobody says you shouldn't be fat, But pls be fat and rich. Don't come and squeeze people inside Keke and still pay 50 Naira.

8. You're shy to remove your sister's pant

from drying line when it's about to rain Buh you can remove the pant of someone's sister with your

teeth abi? Heaven knows you are mad.

9. If you're always happy in a relationship then you are nothing but a side chick, main chick don't always have peace of mind.

10. Nigerians will travel abroad for a week,

take 2000+ pictures, come back to 9ja and start posting it small small for 3 years

11. We are slowly losing our culture in Nigeria and it's giving me a lot of concern. Imagine a man washed his hands after eating Puff-Puff instead of rubbing it on his head

12. Whenever she comes online and say "who missed me?" Then know that the abortion was successful. yeh!

13. By now, someone's future wife is lying on another guy's bed screaming "baby eat me like indomie" Sister comman bet with me, if u make heaven call me bastard

14. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC

15. You called me with a private number and expect me to speak first? we'll do breathing competition till your airtime finish. You think you mad abi

16: white people  when their husbands come back from work

USA:honey, I'm back home

Indians:hi sweetie, I'm back

Canada:hi honey, I had a great day at work

Africa :where is my food? I'm hungry 😒😒😒

17: What is diz country turning to, yesterday my friend told me his dad collected offering from them during morning devotion can you imagine

18: people can b so wicked ehhhnnnnn!! How can u say short people can hear the ancestors gossiping underground

19: Nigeria mosquitoes will not just suck blood and go, they will also sing their occultic song

20: Aba boys nawa ooo.... NEPA just flashed light and VOOM!!!

Dey av ironed 5 shirt... Iye

21: even though I walk 🚶 through the valley of low likes and comments I will not stop posting

22: I'm done watching Nigeria🥘 and n movies... How can a native doctor be wearing WINNERS CHAPEL hand band... 😒😒😒

23: Nigerians will neva stop amazing me.... Even during holy communion in church dey will still collect it twice, some will even come with nylon bag.. Can u imagine

24.when u marry d wrong woman d devil leaves u for good...

Laugh and Forget Your Worries

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