LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES 

  1. One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank on Friday, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men😂😂😂

  1. And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping, as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan....... May sense locate u people today😂😂😂

  1. One Hausa just called me and I said its wrong number, he still called me back and say I should tell him the right number.. You can imagine. Zoological republic😎😂🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄

  1. Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? Am not feeling fine jare😫😫😫😫

  1. Those of u that never missed assembly in secondary school Hope you're now working at the National Assembly?🏃

  1. One problem of dating identical twins is that you cannot honestly tell her,baby there's no one like you

  1. She Posted.”No one can ever take what God has given to me “... I commented. "Where’s ur virginity? She blocked me*

  1. Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport 😂😂😂😂

  1. Instead of learning how to cook, every girl is learning how to apply makeup. Don't worry my sister, your mother-in-law is waiting for you.🙎

  1. I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis time

  1. A skinny girl still using bleaching cream, I think she wants to turn invisible

  1. I was coming back from town when I met Jehovah witness people knocking my door. I joined them.we knock knock knock till we got tired and they left

  1. I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips. I was always scared of kissing her. The first day we eventually kissed, she almost swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't try that nonsense again.

  1. Hello guys Anyone single here? If yes please whatsapp me your details. Am selling a single bed. Thank you*

  1. I will marry you. ...I will marry you "After sex u vanish" This is 1 of the reasons why some men are inside Fanta bottle in some villages. .

  1. You have wooed 30girls in one month and none of them agreed to date you.... My brother can't u see that womanism is not your calling? Why not try Evangelism?😂😂😂

  1. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them. When i got home and played it, I saw a man ironing his clothes

  1. A girl came to me today telling me "I need a guy who will be able to give 50 percent of his profit or salary"... My sister even God himself takes only 10% of our salary who do you think you are? God's mother??

  1. Breakups are really dangerous. I remember the last time i had a breakup, i was looking for my shoe in the fridge


  1. When superman flies you call him a hero.. But when your granny flies you call her a witch.. Guys let's support our locally made talent, it's not easy.

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_005

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 31, 2019

On a daily basis, thugs,   masquerading as members of a certain task force on assets recovery, roam the state, invade and violate the homes and premises of   the main political opponents of the state governor. The new state government had cheerfully announced that it would use citizens to recover stolen assets. I had thought it was a joke. Because it’s simply barbarous. But the state government appears determined to do things   the way only motor park louts would. And the state government tell us it came to rebuild Imo.

The EFCC has a file on the past Imo government and its financial misdeeds. The EFCC has sealed some properties belonging to the former Imo governor. So no one can complain that anyone is being shielded. The Imo state government must be told that Imo people will do nothing with old chairs and tables and cars . It should help EFCC   trace looted billions. These thugs it has paid to run around the state   looking for spoons and kitchen utensils cannot recover more than what he would spend on them. And they will ultimately leave his hand with some blood stains. The Imo state government has commissioned a forensic audit of the state’s accounts. It has announced it is probing into the affairs of the previous government of Rochas Okorocha.   Let the Gov Ihedioha   probe Rochas Okorocha and his government thoroughly and hand over findings to his Attorney General, the police and the EFCC. All those who may have stolen from Imo state must be brought to book. But state sponsored thuggery is criminal. The Imo state government knows lawful and peaceful ways to recover   stolen assets. It knows that the law doesn’t permit thugs regardless of what uniforms he issues to them to roam around   in.    Only courts can   seize and confiscate assets of   people suspected of embezzlement of public funds and corruption The method chosen by Ihedioha is lawless . And it’s a recipe for real disaster. Imo must not become Rivers. But not even in Rivers state have we seen a sitting governor send thugs and   policemen to rummage through the houses of a former governor and his family. A few days ago the Secretary to Imo   State government gathered thugs from all local governments in the state. They drove in buses and congregated at the Imo airport. At the airport the state’s secretary to government addressed them. He said they had come to fight Rochas Okorocha. And that the sort of fight he had in mind was not the type that could be postponed.   They were at the airport to prevent him from coming into the state. The SSG   wanted Ihedioha’s political opponent banished. They waited for hours. Rochas Okorocha didnt arrive. He told the thugs that numbered over a thousand to retire to Imo conference center to refresh and wait. He said he suspected Rochas could have, out of fear , used an alternative airport. But he swore they would find him even if he was hiding in his village.   And   that they would   chase him out of the state.

This was an address made by the SSG in daylight. Imo must not become another Rivers. But even in Rivers state this sort of abomination is unheard of. Imagine Governor Wike mobilizing militants to the Port Harcourt airport to stop Rotimi Amaechi from coming home. But where are the elders? The police   have watched these videos of incitement to violence against a serving senator and kept quiet. The DSS knows that what is brewing in Imo threatens national security but the DSS is quiet too. I   once watched a certain Osun politician incite the youths to violence against Bola Ige. The elders did nothing. Ige was killed. And people gathered to shed crocodile tears. One must   then wonder whether it   would take only a huge body bag count to jerk the security agencies to life against merchants of political terror. The presidency   cannot sit astride and watch a once peaceful state become a hotbed of political violence. The nation’s security forces are already stretched thin. We are spending too much containing violence across the nation. So one would have thought that we would have learnt early prevention. Violence begets violence. And it didnt take so long. Another video has gone viral. The chairman of Ihedioha’s assets   recovery team was seen in a gutter being beaten by thugs. The state government has claimed that Rochas Okorocha hired thugs to inflict violence on the states asset recovery team that went to search a property that belongs to Rochas Okorocha.   The state government wants Rochas arrested. Rochas spokesman   has countered. He said   that the impunity of Ihedioha’s thugs was resisted by aggrieved citizens. But we all   saw it coming.   We cannot deny it. We all knew that at some point those whom fingers were being poked into their eyes would   react,   and violently too. The thugs mobilized by the SSG to the airport went after Rochas Okorocha as instructed. When they arrived his premises at Spibat they were ambushed by a rival set of thugs   perhaps hired by the senator to protect him and   his assets. My worry is not the big men. If the crises becomes really ugly one   or two of them may die. The rest will settle their differences quickly, and   resume attending   the weddings of their daughters in turns. My worry is the fate of the young men – the thugs. In a single explosion of violence across the state, many will die needlessly. And once political   violence takes root   in the state, it will consume   the lives of poor young men,   on   a daily basis, for a long time. Imo cannot become another Rivers. I dont know how the police watched the video where a secretary to a state government was openly inciting   thugs and the public to violence against a serving senator of   a rival party and failed to arrest and   prosecute him. Imo now needs nine stitches. If they don’t come in time, the consequences would be dire. This is the time to cry for Imo.



Gov Ihedioha is not an Agbero, so what is really going on? Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/08/gov-ihedioha-is-not-an-agbero-so-what-is-really-going-on/

By: Usman Hassan (Admin) on: August 31, 2019
Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari has raised concerns over the central bank's independence after he issued a call for the bank to stop providing foreign exchange for the importation of food [Sunday Alamba/File/The Associated Press]

Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari has told his country's central bank to stop providing funding for food imports, his spokesman said in a statement on Tuesday - a move that has raised questions about the central bank's independence.
Nigeria, which has the largest economy in Africa, is the continent's top oil producer and relies on crude sales for about 90 percent of its foreign exchange. Low oil prices led to a 2016 recession from which the country emerged two years ago.
Since Buhari first took office in 2015, Nigeria's central bank has presided over policies aimed at stimulating growth in the agricultural sector to reduce dependence on oil. Those policies included a 2015 ban on access to foreign exchange for 41 items that the bank felt could be produced in Nigeria.
"President Muhammadu Buhari ... disclosed that he has directed the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to stop providing foreign exchange for importation of food into the country," Tuesday's statement said.
"Don't give a cent to anybody to import food into the country," Buhari is quoted as saying in the statement, which noted that the call was in line with efforts to bring about a "steady improvement in agricultural production, and attainment of full food security".
"The foreign reserve will be conserved and utilised strictly for diversification of the economy, and not for encouraging more dependence on foreign food import bills," the statement added.
The move comes only weeks after Central Bank Governor Godwin Emefiele in July said the bank would ban access to foreign exchange for the importation of milk.
Tuesday's statement prompted many observers to point to the central bank's status as an independent body.
"The Central Bank Act of 2007 makes it clear that the bank is independent. It is not supposed to be taking direct instructions from politicians," said Kingsley Moghalu, who served as deputy central bank governor from 2009 to 2014.
"The trajectory in this administration is that we have seen a very clear tendency for the president to direct people. Increasingly Nigeria's institutions have lost independence," said Moghalu, who was a contender in February's presidential election.
Bismarck Rewane, an economist and the head of Lagos-based consultancy Financial Derivatives, also said the bank was supposed to be independent.
A central bank spokesman did not immediately respond to phone calls and text messages seeking comment.
Buhari has been a vocal supporter of such restrictions and one of his first moves after his re-election in February was to reappoint the central bank governor.
Rewane said a curb on foreign exchange for food imports could backfire after Buhari last month signed on to the African Continental Free Trade Agreement (AfCFTA). That deal seeks to create a continent-wide free trade zone where tariffs on most goods would be eliminated.
"At this point in time, these rules will be manipulated in the interest of smugglers and their accomplices," said Rewane.
Import controls on rice - imposed even as local farmers fail to meet demand - have kept prices artificially high and led to smuggling from neighbouring Benin into Nigeria.


Nigeria's president tells central bank not to fund food imports

By: Usman Hassan (Admin) on: August 29, 2019
The investigation began in 2016 with a single bank account and one victim [File: Getty Images]

US authorities have announced charges against 80 people, most of them Nigerians, in a wide-ranging fraud and money laundering operation that netted millions of dollars from victims of internet con jobs.
American authorities on Thursday unsealed a 252-count grand jury indictment charging those people in an operation that procured at least $46m from victims of internet scam jobs.
Seventeen people were arrested and taken into custody in Los Angeles and other cities in the United States.
The investigation began in 2016 with a single bank account and one victim, said Paul Delacourt, assistant director in charge of the FBI's Los Angeles office.
The suspects used a variety of scams to allegedly target the elderly, individuals seeking romantic relationships, and small and large businesses, to convince them to send money online.
"We believe this is one of the largest cases of its kind in US history," US Attorney Nick Hanna told a news conference. "We are taking a major step to disrupt these criminal networks."
The indictment alleges that at least $6m in fraudulently obtained funds were transferred through a money-laundering network run by two Nigerians - Valentine Iro, 33, and Chukwudi Christogunus Igbokwe, 38.
The pair were among those arrested.
'Extremely depressed'
One of the victims, identified as only "F.K." in court papers, was reportedly "extremely depressed and angry about these losses", the federal complaint stated.
"She began crying when discussing the way that these losses have affected her."
FK, a Japanese woman, started an online relationship with a fraudster named Terry Garcia, claiming to be stationed in Syria, through an international social network for digital pen pals.
The two would communicate over email, with her using Google to translate his English into her Japanese. 
Garcia told her he had found a bag of diamonds in Syria within a month of their relationship, and began introducing her to his associates, starting with a Red Cross representative who told her Garcia had been injured but had given him the box.
In total, she made 35 to 40 payments, receiving as many as 10 to 15 emails a day directing her to send money to accounts in the US, Turkey and the United Kingdom through Garcia's many purported associates.
At one point, she was even threatened with arrest if she did not make the payments.
The relationship ended with FK losing $200,000 and on the verge of bankruptcy. She had borrowed money from her sister, ex-husband and friends to help Garcia with his fraudulent plan.
All the defendants face charges of conspiracy to commit fraud, conspiracy to launder money, and aggravated identity theft, while some are charged with additional offences.


US charges 80 people, mostly Nigerians, in $46m internet scam

By: Usman Hassan (Admin) on: August 29, 2019
LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES 

1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee🛌🛌

6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah🙄
#Abi_Na ??

11. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly😥
#PrayerOfOurYouthsToday !!👱

12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight🤺

13. My friend stop masturbating! Who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free??😌

14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you know the perfect weather for Sex...
Idiot...🙄
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon pepper...😂

15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute😀😂
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!😯

17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer and a Rev father that will pray for them.💁Thank you!!!!!🤕

18. Church is the best place to go after a breakup
You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit 😫#Lol **

19. I still can't believe I was born without my permission...😨
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??🤤
20. Dear Sisters, If you want to beg for airtime, please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I wish I could continue chatting with you but my data has expired?🙍

21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just told me that POS swallowed her ATM ... Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the back 

22. Just imagine how the ladies who dumped BILL GATE when he was UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar mistake with me🤷

23.This is what happens when you visit a Retired Professor of Chemistry.
My friend and I visited a Prof recently.
Us: (Knocking the door)
Prof: Yes, what is your functional group?
Us: Two of your old students sir
Prof: What group and period do you belong?
Me: Masculine group(group 1-3) and Youthful period ( Period 3-5)
Prof: What are your IUPAC names?
Me: Emil and sky brizzy
Prof: I didn't lock the door, so you can break the co-ordinate covalent bond between the door and the room
Us: ( enter the room)
Prof: How are you doing guys? I hope your reaction towards success is going on spontaneously.
Us: Yes sir
Prof: What should I offer you to increase the entropy of your stomach?
What would you drink? Should I get you a dehydrated Alkanoic acid?
Me: I don't drink Alcohol sir, It's sky brizzy that can drink anything. I would like to drink any solution of Ph 7
Prof: You mean you wanna drink H2O?
Me: Yes sir.
Prof: What about you sky brizzy?
sky brizzy: I will drink H2O too.
Prof: You want to take H2O2???
sky brizzy: Yes sir
Prof served me chilled water and served sky brizzy chilled Hydrogen Peroxide.

sky brizzy is in the hospital now, he needs your prayers ....

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_004

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019
LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES 

1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee🛌🛌

6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah🙄
#Abi_Na ??

11. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly😥
#PrayerOfOurYouthsToday !!👱

12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight🤺

13. My friend stop masturbating! Who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free??😌

14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you know the perfect weather for Sex...
Idiot...🙄
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon pepper...😂

15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute😀😂
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!😯

17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer and a Rev father that will pray for them.💁Thank you!!!!!🤕

18. Church is the best place to go after a breakup
You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit 😫#Lol **

19. I still can't believe I was born without my permission...😨
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??🤤
20. Dear Sisters, If you want to beg for airtime, please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I wish I could continue chatting with you but my data has expired?🙍

21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just told me that POS swallowed her ATM ... Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the back 

22. Just imagine how the ladies who dumped BILL GATE when he was UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar mistake with me🤷

23.This is what happens when you visit a Retired Professor of Chemistry.
My friend and I visited a Prof recently.
Us: (Knocking the door)
Prof: Yes, what is your functional group?
Us: Two of your old students sir
Prof: What group and period do you belong?
Me: Masculine group(group 1-3) and Youthful period ( Period 3-5)
Prof: What are your IUPAC names?
Me: Emil and sky brizzy
Prof: I didn't lock the door, so you can break the co-ordinate covalent bond between the door and the room
Us: ( enter the room)
Prof: How are you doing guys? I hope your reaction towards success is going on spontaneously.
Us: Yes sir
Prof: What should I offer you to increase the entropy of your stomach?
What would you drink? Should I get you a dehydrated Alkanoic acid?
Me: I don't drink Alcohol sir, It's sky brizzy that can drink anything. I would like to drink any solution of Ph 7
Prof: You mean you wanna drink H2O?
Me: Yes sir.
Prof: What about you sky brizzy?
sky brizzy: I will drink H2O too.
Prof: You want to take H2O2???
sky brizzy: Yes sir
Prof served me chilled water and served sky brizzy chilled Hydrogen Peroxide.

sky brizzy is in the hospital now, he needs your prayers ....

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_004

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019
LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES 

1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee🛌🛌

6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah🙄
#Abi_Na ??

11. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly😥
#PrayerOfOurYouthsToday !!👱

12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight🤺

13. My friend stop masturbating! Who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free??😌

14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you know the perfect weather for Sex...
Idiot...🙄
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon pepper...😂

15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute😀😂
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!😯

17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer and a Rev father that will pray for them.💁Thank you!!!!!🤕

18. Church is the best place to go after a breakup
You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit 😫#Lol **

19. I still can't believe I was born without my permission...😨
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??🤤
20. Dear Sisters, If you want to beg for airtime, please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I wish I could continue chatting with you but my data has expired?🙍

21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just told me that POS swallowed her ATM ... Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the back 

22. Just imagine how the ladies who dumped BILL GATE when he was UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar mistake with me🤷

23.This is what happens when you visit a Retired Professor of Chemistry.
My friend and I visited a Prof recently.
Us: (Knocking the door)
Prof: Yes, what is your functional group?
Us: Two of your old students sir
Prof: What group and period do you belong?
Me: Masculine group(group 1-3) and Youthful period ( Period 3-5)
Prof: What are your IUPAC names?
Me: Emil and sky brizzy
Prof: I didn't lock the door, so you can break the co-ordinate covalent bond between the door and the room
Us: ( enter the room)
Prof: How are you doing guys? I hope your reaction towards success is going on spontaneously.
Us: Yes sir
Prof: What should I offer you to increase the entropy of your stomach?
What would you drink? Should I get you a dehydrated Alkanoic acid?
Me: I don't drink Alcohol sir, It's sky brizzy that can drink anything. I would like to drink any solution of Ph 7
Prof: You mean you wanna drink H2O?
Me: Yes sir.
Prof: What about you sky brizzy?
sky brizzy: I will drink H2O too.
Prof: You want to take H2O2???
sky brizzy: Yes sir
Prof served me chilled water and served sky brizzy chilled Hydrogen Peroxide.

sky brizzy is in the hospital now, he needs your prayers ....

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_004

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019
LAUGH AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES 

1. Sometimes you need to spoil yourself!!
Buy pampers, wear them and just pee🛌🛌

6. When they wan to give us drugs:
American Mum: Open your mouth
Nigerian Mum: Do aaaah🙄
#Abi_Na ??

11. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly😥
#PrayerOfOurYouthsToday !!👱

12. U say men are dogs and u go ahead to call ur son a bouncing baby boy
My dear he's a puppy... Let's not fight🤺

13. My friend stop masturbating! Who knows if that wasted child can invent a phone that can browse for free??😌

14. You fail Geography in WAEC but you know the perfect weather for Sex...
Idiot...🙄
God is Cleaning your cane with Cameroon pepper...😂

15. Runz girls be like "I love that Snake that swallowed that money"
The Snake is cute😀😂
16. Slay queens.
You go to club, you smoke cigarettes, weed and end it with shi-sha.
But when your mother asks you to cook with firewood you will be like...... "Mum I don't like smoke"
May PALM TREE fall on you there!!!!😯

17. I want to give birth to 7 children...
2 Yahoo boy's, 1 SARS, 2 doctors, 1 lawyer and a Rev father that will pray for them.💁Thank you!!!!!🤕

18. Church is the best place to go after a breakup
You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit 😫#Lol **

19. I still can't believe I was born without my permission...😨
What if I wanted to be a Mosquito??🤤
20. Dear Sisters, If you want to beg for airtime, please make it clear abeg.
What is, You're such a handsome man. I wish I could continue chatting with you but my data has expired?🙍

21. Girls from Abia poly can lie eh... One just told me that POS swallowed her ATM ... Please shift to the front... Lemme faint at the back 

22. Just imagine how the ladies who dumped BILL GATE when he was UPCOMING would feel Now
Ladies be careful not to make similar mistake with me🤷

23.This is what happens when you visit a Retired Professor of Chemistry.
My friend and I visited a Prof recently.
Us: (Knocking the door)
Prof: Yes, what is your functional group?
Us: Two of your old students sir
Prof: What group and period do you belong?
Me: Masculine group(group 1-3) and Youthful period ( Period 3-5)
Prof: What are your IUPAC names?
Me: Emil and sky brizzy
Prof: I didn't lock the door, so you can break the co-ordinate covalent bond between the door and the room
Us: ( enter the room)
Prof: How are you doing guys? I hope your reaction towards success is going on spontaneously.
Us: Yes sir
Prof: What should I offer you to increase the entropy of your stomach?
What would you drink? Should I get you a dehydrated Alkanoic acid?
Me: I don't drink Alcohol sir, It's sky brizzy that can drink anything. I would like to drink any solution of Ph 7
Prof: You mean you wanna drink H2O?
Me: Yes sir.
Prof: What about you sky brizzy?
sky brizzy: I will drink H2O too.
Prof: You want to take H2O2???
sky brizzy: Yes sir
Prof served me chilled water and served sky brizzy chilled Hydrogen Peroxide.

sky brizzy is in the hospital now, he needs your prayers ....

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_004

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode_004

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019

LAUGH WITH HAMEED Episode

By: Abdulhamid Adamu on: August 29, 2019

Image result for Cardi B, Taylor Swift and Missy Elliot pictures
Cardi B, Taylor Swift and Missy Elliot were among the biggest winners at the 2019 MTV VMA awards.
News Agency of Nigeria reports that the awards, which were held on Monday night, celebrated outstanding music videos churned out within the review year.
Taylor Swift picked up two awards, including ‘video of the year’, in a girl-powered start to the Awards show while rapper Cardi B won best hip-hop video. Swift opened the show with a rainbow-themed performance of her single ‘You Need to Calm Down’.
This was followed by her first live performance of the romantic ballad ‘Lover’, the lead single from her new, and already best-selling, an album of the same name. ‘You Need to Calm Down’ earned the country-turned-pop singer one of the top prizes – video of the year. It also won the ‘video for good’ award.
Accepting the video of the year award, Swift said that since the VMAs are chosen by fans, “it means that you want a world where we are all treated equally under the law.”
Swift and pop singer Ariana Grande went into the fan-voted ceremony in New Jersey, with leading 10 nominations each and also were competing for song of the year, best pop, and video of the year.
Grande, currently on tour in Europe and absent from Monday’s show, was also a contender for the top award – artist of the year – along with Cardi B.
Other contenders were 17-year-old alternative pop newcomer Billie Eilish, Halsey, the Jonas Brothers and Shawn Mendes.
Cardi B beat out a male-dominated lineup to win best hip-hop video for ‘Money’ and ended a delighted acceptance speech saying, “Thank you, Jesus.”
The outspoken rapper also presented Missy Elliott with the 2019 Vanguard Award for career achievement, calling her “a champion for women who want to be doing their own thing.”
Cardi B presented Elliott her award and prefaced it with a heartfelt speech about the wide-spread impact the rapper had on the music industry and on Cardi B herself.
She said, “Everybody has copied from Missy Elliott! Even me! I don’t care, so what!”
Best new artist contender Lizzo performed her hits ‘Truth Hurts’ and ‘Good as Hell’ in a yellow sequined bodysuit, accompanied by plus-size dancers, in a message for body positivity.
Male winners included Korean boy band BTS, who won for best K-Pop and the recently reunited Jonas Brothers, who paid tribute to their New Jersey roots with a performance from Asbury Park.
See the full list below;
MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO VANGUARD AWARD
Missy Elliott
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift – “You Need to Calm Down” – Republic Records
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Ariana Grande – Republic Records
SONG OF THE YEAR
Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus – “Old Town Road(Remix)” – Columbia Records
BEST NEW ARTIST, presented by Taco Bell ®
Billie Eilish – Darkroom/Interscope Records
BEST COLLABORATION
Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – “Señorita” – Island Records
PUSH ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Billie Eilish – Darkroom/Interscope Records
BEST POP
Jonas Brothers – “Sucker” – Republic Records
BEST HIP HOP
Cardi B – “Money” – Atlantic Records
BEST R&B
Normani ft. 6lack – “Waves” – Keep Cool/RCA Records
BEST K-POP
BTS ft. Halsey – “Boy With Luv” – Columbia Records
BEST LATIN
ROSALÍA & J Balvin ft. El Guincho – “Con Altura” – Columbia Records
BEST DANCE
The Chainsmokers, Bebe Rexha – “Call You Mine” – Disruptor/Columbia Records
BEST ROCK
Panic! At The Disco – “High Hopes” – Elektra Music Group
VIDEO FOR GOOD
Taylor Swift – “You Need to Calm Down” – Republic Records
BEST DIRECTION
Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus – “Old Town Road(Remix)” – Columbia Records – Directed by Calmatic
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco – “ME!” – Republic Records – Visual Effects by Loris Paillier & Lucas Salton for BUF VFX
BEST EDITING
Billie Eilish – “bad guy” – Darkroom/Interscope Records – Editing by Billie Eilish
BEST ART DIRECTION
Ariana Grande – “7 Rings” – Republic Records – Art Direction by John Richoux
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
ROSALÍA & J Balvin ft. El Guincho – “Con Altura” – Columbia Records – Choreography by Charm La’Donna
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – “Señorita” – Island Records – Cinematography by Scott Cunningham
BEST GROUP
BTS
BEST POWER ANTHEM
Megan Thee Stallion ft. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign“Hot Girl Summer”
SONG OF THE SUMMER, presented by Samsung
Ariana Grande & Social House – “boyfriend”


MTV VMA: Cardi B, Missy Elliot, Taylor Swift win big

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